Banjo-Kazooie: Chapter One

Once upon a time.....

Kazooie:
EXCUSE ME!!! WHAT IS UP WITH ONCE UPON A TIME STUFF!!! ITS FOR FAIRY TALES! AND WE'RE NOT IN FAIRY TALES! WE'RE IN THE FAN-FICTION STORY BASED ON THE OLD CLASSIC NINTENDO 64 GAME AFTER THE NEXT BANJO-KAZOOIE GAME WAS RELEASED ON X-BOX! DO THE OLD FASION WAY!! WHAT KIND OF THE NARRATER ARE YOU!

ok ok! Sheesh! you don't need to yell at me like that. *clearing her throat* .... anyways.....

Once there was a tall beautiful area called Spiral Mountain...

Kazooie:
We can always call it Canada...

Banjo:
Kazooie! Let the narrater tell the story!

Kazooie:
Sorry...

....... ok then..... as I was saying.... Once there was a tall beautiful area called Spiral Mountain. Where the cerulean sky let the golden sun shine. Animals eating green grass by the waterfalls and lakes. Where the vegetable garden was very well taken care of and grown with beauty and edible to eat.

*a carrot with eyes popped up and starts hopping around*

Well not too edible... One rainy night. Three friends, Banjo the Bear, Kazooie the Breegull and Bottles the Short-sighted mole were playing a simple game of poker. They love to play it every night.... of course there is someone who pretty much doesn't like poker... So sweet and kind, yet neglected.. All she could do is to be in her room and practice playing her only prized possesion... her mother's silver-shining flute. She plays beautiful happy songs.... but most of the sad songs too... due to her loneliness and pain. She would think about her mother, knowing how much she misses her.

There was also another desire that she wants; an adventure with her brother... the only family she had ever left, yet he might not understand how he feels for he's lazy, always goof off, and every time she wanted something. he tells her that he's busy with his partner Kazooie... that discouraged her so much... she wanted to run away. Far away from her troubles, her home that she miserably lived... and also her brother who rejected her... Poor sweet Tooty. Especially for a little girl cub.. life is not always easy...
She went downstairs to get a cup of milk. When opening the fridge. She heard Banjo, Kazooie and Bottles talking and playing poker near the fireplace.
"Ha! you lose!" Bottles replied, "Pay up Kazooie! you owe me big time!"
"You got lucky this time Google boy!" Kazooie said, "but this round won't be as easy as the last one!"
"Oh boy," Banjo said, "Hope you don't lose your bird seed money Kazooie."
"Nah, don't worry Banjo," Kazooie scoffed confidently, "there's no way I could lose this one." Then, she felt her throat dry as a desert sand (you really don't want to know what happened when she last took a vacation to Nevada.) She said to Banjo, "Hey Fur Face. I'm thirsty. I need some drink before my throat would be dried up."
"Yeah. Like you ate some sand at the desert in Nevada," Bottles snickered.
"Hey! The Coyotes forced me!" Kazooie exclaimed angrily. "And don't even think about mentioning it in this fan fiction story!"
Bottles continued to snicker, "Maybe I might tell it to the viewers about what happened..."

Kazooie: *interupted* Hey Can we skip this part? I don't want the mole rat to spill my beans!

Um, Kazooie. You can always quit.

Kazooie: and what? Get out of show business?

KAZOOIE, LET ME CONTINUE MY STORY! DO YOU WANT TO LET THE VIEWERS KNOW WHY YOU'RE A FREAKING HERO OR NOT?!

Kazooie: ok ok! Sheesh! some people are so rude...

.... Anyways.... Then Banjo said, "No, let's not to. I'll get my sister to get you a drink Kazooie." Then seeing his sister by the fridge, he said, "Oh good, Tooty, you're already here. Can you get Kazooie some water please?"
"Yes Banjo...." Tooty said quietly. She doesn't know if she was ready to tell him how she felt. She might think that he wouldn't really understand her. So she decided to wait again.... but it would hurt her deeply more. She doesn't know what to do now. She never thinks... and she never talks...

The next day it was a beautiful day. Tooty worked in the vegetable garden while Banjo lazily sleeps in his comfy bed. Kazooie was at the garden watching her.
"So Tooty. Picking some fruits to make some soup?" She asked.
"They're vegetables silly," Tooty giggled. "And yes. I'm making some vegetable soup for everyone... but I hope Banjo likes it..."
Noticing her disappointed sound, Kazooie curiously asked, "Hey kid? you ok? you sound... down. is there something up?"
It was hard for Tooty to explain the whole story. So she took her time from the beginning. "Well.... I feel left out... because... Banjo never does what I want ever since we lost our parents. for example, when he wanted to play his banjo. I wanted to play my flute with him. But he says I couldn't. Because it might distract him, he told me..."

Kazooie listened to her and said, "Boy. Some brother he is. Is all you got to say?"
"No," Tooty said, "There is.. one thing that I wanted the most.... an adventure with him.... I wanted to tell him.... but... I just don't know if he'll understand... because all he does is eat ad sleep and plays poker every night with you and Bottles...."
Kazooie crosses her wings and said, "Well, is that so?.... Well don't you worry. I'm sure Banjo will understand. After all. Sure, he may be the laziest bear around... but that doesn't mean he shouldn't be your only family you have left." The breegull picked up a tomato with a giant bruise on it and snorted, "yuck. this one's wasted." She tossed it behind her and heard a splosh... and after that sound was the sound of an angry bull. She turned around and sees a giant, red-eyed black bull, snorting fiercely behind her.
Her eyes were wide-opened as her bill dropped. "oh....... crap...."
She said.
Then the bull roared.
"Oh no!" Tooty exclaimed. "The bull! Kazooie, run!"
Kazooie did what she told her as the bull starts to chase her all over the garden.

Tooty looked over the fence and sees Banjo resting peacefully on the chair by his door. She climbed over the fence and ran back to her house. when she approached him. She sees him wearing his glasses and relaxes in the sun.
"Banjo! Banjo!" She exclaimed, "Kazooie's in trouble! She needs you!"
"Tooty not right now.." Banjo said lazily.
"But Banjo!" Tooty said panickly, "Kazooie's being chased by the bull and its ruining my garden!"
"You can tell me stories later," Banjo said, "But for now, I need some sun shining."
Then they heard a bird screeching. They saw Kazooie, being pursuit by a bull, heading toward their house.
"Somebody get this bull away from me!" Kazooie screamed.
"Fly Kazooie! You have to fly!" Tooty replied.
"Fly?!" Kazooie yelled, "I'm trying! I'm trying!" Flipping her wings really fast and hard, she continued running as the bull chases her.
"Maybe my mom should've made me a blue breegull!" She replied.

The chase continued on. Suddenly, they entered the house. As chasing Kazooie, the bull destroyed everything in his path. including Banjo's fully new colored gameboy advance (Boy, is Banjo going to be upset about this one?). Then Kazooie had an idea. She ducks down under the table. The Bull tackled the table over and ran her over as he made his exit, crashing through the wall.
The Breegull was left all flat like a pancake. And the house was destroyed. Broken glasses, ripped couches and all broken destroyed things were scattered across the floor. Boy oh boy. what a moment it is for Kazooie...

Tooty and Banjo went inside the house and were shocked to see what happened... Then Banjo replied, looking around his house, "Oh my gosh!... what happened to my...." He ran to his broken gameboy and screamed, "Gameboy! I have spent all of my childhood for this! Tooty, what is the meaning of this?!"
Tooty angrily said, "what do you mean! I didn't do anything wrong! Why do you always blame me! My garden is destroyed and now I can't make any soup at all!"
"Tooty... since this house is a mess," Banjo said, "I need you to clean it up.You made a mess."
Tooty replied, "What! But that's not fair! I didn't do anything!"
Banjo, thinking it was her excuse, said, "I have to pratice on my banjo. Please Tooty. I don't have time for cleaning up."
Then Tooty exclaimed, "That's your problem! You never have time for anything! you never have time to clean! You never have time to cook! and most of all!... you never have time for me!... you never wanted to hear how I feel at all!... I hate you Banjo! I hate you! I wish you were never my brother!" She ran upstairs crying to her room and shut it tight. She remains in her room for the rest of her miserable night.

Banjo had never seen her like that before. he sat on the chair and thinks about what Tooty said... is it true?... does he really have time?... or does he made an excuse for never a time of his life with his only sister that he had? Who knows... he just sat there and thinks.....
Of course Poor Kazooie was left flat on the floor and in pain she said, "Um... hey. Can somebody give me a hand or something? I'm flat as a pancake and I can't get up."